Evidence That We’re In Hell:
Psycho Cancer Strikes Again: During this past week, America lost one of its great literary writers to lung cancer. That gifted man was John Updike, author of such classics as “Witches of Eastwick,” “The Rabbit is Rich,” “Couples,” and the underrated and underappreciated, “A Month of Sundays.”
Gamblers Love Psycho Cancer: According to a recent survey I just read in the (Censored) Press, 47 percent of Atlantic City casino clientele think it’s “ok” to have smoking sections inside the casino facilities. According the article, a Minnesota resident said he would never go to the AC casinos if they banned smoking. Such is a sign of addiction.
Chocolate Canolis for Brains: Last Week, the Italian Prime Minister told reporters that Italian women were so dangerously beautiful that they need in armed guards to prevent them for being raped. The brain-fart comment was uttered during the same week that a brutal rape case had hit national headlines… IN ITALY?
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